
Why, if Derrick Hall can charm Paul and Ringo into a reunion concert, maybe the Dbacks will finally draw more at home than on the road this year - something they havent done once since the ownership change, and accomplished every single year of the Colangelo regime.
One positive development might be the Advance Ticket window on the upper concourse - sporting healthy lines for the first time since...well, it's been years.

On my left was a big fat white guy in a Sedona Red jersey draped over a purple Dbacks polo. I dont think fat people should categorically stay at home, but more frequent inhaling might be nice. Just any kind of effort to ensure their blubber doesnt consume 10-20% of my allotted personal space. Geez, I'm six four and can barely move in those seats, but always make pains to stay within the lines and not block people behind me.

With just three hits, CoJack's physical error and Hudson's stunning mental gaffe on the popped up bunt, it was the kind of game the Sedona Reds probably should've lost 4 or 5 to 1, yet they were only an oomph away from Chris Snyder's warning track fly to right stealing the game in the ninth. Instead, Magglio Ordonez caught the ball, extending his errorless streak to 180 games, second longest in Tiger history behind Kaline (242). That's nice, but we also saw a fly with plenty of air fall just foul in the right field corner at Magglio's feet, a ball Justin Upton routinely snags. Just sayin'.
It was a lively crowd, not playoff lively, but lots of "Let's Go Dbacks" chants. The most enthusiastic cheers of the night, by far actually, were for Van Halen..er, I mean Eric Byrnes. He pinch hit in the seventh, and after his four lasers Friday it appeared Leyland wanted nothing to do with him. Eric figured he had walked on four pitches, tossing his bat after the fourth, and to the delight of the throng froze into a theatrical double take after the fifth and final pitch, before finally proceeding to first. The next time some narrowly focused sabermetric wannabe insists Byrnes isnt worth $10M, remember that stadium filled with laughter and those electric cheers and understand that Jeff Moorad (who was partly responsible for the bitter quality of Gonzo's departure) is in charge of a real business serving real customers, not some obsessed geek's online fantasy team.
In the ninth, Byrnes roped yet another liner to left that almost salvaged the game. He's very locked at the moment, like Gonzo in much of 2001- and it's a shame Bob Melvn didnt start him. It's totally hindsight, but I suspect Arizona likely would've won if the had.
Picked up a couple Chris Short Young bobbleheads, which in my mind look more like Will Smith or Morimoto. What do you think?

We sat through the beginning of the Trace Adkins concert, mostly to beat some traffic. Well after

Finally worked our way over to Fatburger, where a bun and patty costs $6.50. A double is $9.75, which is basically corpspeak for $10. Fries($3.75) and a drink ($3.50-$5) are both, of course, extra. We eschewed all that to split a cup of Frozen chocolate yogurt that was debatably "large" and undebatedly $5. It was the fifth inning and they were already out of vanilla. Must be tough keeping those exotic flavors in stock.
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For some more insight into what happened on the third base side:
http://ibackdbacks.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/05/derrick_halls_attempt_to_fix_e.html
You should probably move the Will Smith photo to where he was mentioned; I was about to make a snide comment about picking random photos of famous people and posting them without reason. If you're gonna do that, use pictures of chicks.
Are you really 6'4"? I always got the impression that you were short---like Jawa short. If your son inherited the height genes, teach him to pitch. I've always contended (and will continue to do so) that if I were 6'4" rather than 5'11", I'd be in the big leagues. I cling to it like Linus to his security blanket or like some of your fellow fans cling to their cotton candy, ice cream and whatever other crud they consume to contribute to their prodigious girth.
You should probably move the Will Smith photo to where he was mentioned
Yeah, I had some trouble lining up the pix.
if I were 6'4" rather than 5'11", I'd be in the big leagues.
Didn't seem to bother Ron Guidry ;-)
Glenn,
I left a comment on your babysitting post. Fun thread. Your piece that Derrick commented on (congrats, btw) is fraught with inaccuracies though. The years and attendance claims are all mixed up. Keep up the opinionated passion.
Glenn's posts on Bleacher Report can be found here
I know, I know. It hasn't or didn't bother Tim Lincecum; or Greg Maddux; or Bobby Shantz; or David Cone. Don't pour cold water on my fantasies!!!! Anyway, Guidry was a lefty and most of those other guys had something generally referred to in certain circles as a fastball (even Maddux threw in the 90s when he was a kid). Speaking of fantasies----where are the girls?
Yeah, I agree with Paul. Show me some hot chicks. What do you think I come to Diamondhacks for anyway? Thoughtful writings, well-researched commentary, japes of great magnitude?
C'mon, give the people (Paul & I) what they want.
Where are you? Do you need bail money again? Indecent exposure has a wide interpretation in the eyes of the law!!!
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