Showing posts with label other sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label other sports. Show all posts

29 June 2022

Yellow Blazer

Jim McKay was older, balding, neither charasmatic nor a particularly commanding orator. He knew horses, somewhat,  and did not exactly convey thick-necked masculine duende in the anchor chair. Let's face it - a young Jim McKay today might not even land an entry level network sportscasting job. So, how could someone like that be, maybe, the greatest sports commentator in the history of television? First, he didnt have much competition, especially early on. That's not a cut, it's just that when Wide World of Sports debuted in 1961, it began to fill and expand an unsatiated, pent up demand for televised sports. Much of what's aired today doesnt fulfill that basic need so much as fight for market share with redundant subject matter. How many times, for example, were you "informed" yesterday of Big Brown's loss or the death of Mr McKay? ESPN's rotating tickers and much of today's "coverage" has become superfluous. 

 Mr McKay wasnt superfluous. He brought to us, people and events from places that, back then, no one else was. Places a boy could barely imagine. My first memory of anything Mexican, before I ate a taco or saw a Mexican in person , or read about Mexico in school, was WWoS' black and white footage of cliff diving from Acapulco. The repetitive swan dives might bore today's attention spans, but it was riveting and exotic in its day. If McKay hosted wrist wrestling from Petaluma, CA, by Monday morning my elementary age classmates and I had fashioned tiny elbow boxes from notebook paper and tape, and were wrist to wrist at recess. Barrel jumping from Wisconsin inspired playground 'barrels' of tree limbs or anything we could find. He was positioned as an integral tour guide of our sheltered lives. The second reason for his historical standing was the man. He seemed like an inquisitive but slightly reserved uncle from an earlier age, the kind who might take you out on the lake, point out interesting things and probably even let you bait your own hook. His cheerful good company often inspired a familial fondness amongst guys my age. He seemed smart and insightful, but like any good reporter, was more student than teacher, elevating his subjects, both the events and principals, by melting into the background, respectful and intrigued, letting their expertise and humanity preside. *****************

 My mother purchased identical T-shirts for my eldest brother and me in the summer of '72, for the upcoming Munich Games. They were gold with Munchen in black letters over a red horizontal band across the chest, bisected by a stylized bavarian lion. I was eleven and this was the first Olympics I fully engaged. We sat on the sofa, in our marigold garb, and rooted on Americans in the opening ceremonies through the early events. When the kidnapping occured, my initial concern was whether the Games would be suspended. An adult coach had been killed, but kidnappings and hijackings of the era were often bloodless affairs, leverage for the release of political prisoners. The extended seige was eerily gray and disquieting, but to an eleven year old the Olympics were still a symbol of American strength, sports' equivalent of Bonanza or Gunsmoke. Besides, the trapped athletes were worth much more alive, as collateral, so something would be worked out, with the whole world watching. Everybody, I think, has a moment in their childhood when a horror, even a faraway horror, stops time and that childhood, for most intents and purposes, ends. For many, it was when JFK was shot. For younger folks, the first Challenger disaster or, certainly, 9/11. For me, it was when Jim McKay appeared a bit ragged, turned to the camera and said:

When I was a kid my father used to say our greatest hopes and our worst fears are seldom realized. Our worst fears have been realized tonight. They have now said there were eleven hostages; two were killed in their rooms yesterday morning, nine were killed at the airport tonight. They're all gone."

Much has been made over the past twenty four hours about the expression "They're all gone" and that's what resonated at the time. Just prior, ABC had received an erroneous report that the hostages were saved, so McKay seemed as shocked as I was - that these young athletes, kids really, could be murdered - at the Olympics.

A couple points about McKay's delivery that day. First, is the briefly personal intro about his dad. Today's newscasters are taught to separate world events from any hint of informality, but McKay eloquently braced viewers for the awful reality of his next sentence. Second, he doesnt cite any particular authority, like German police, as a source - it is simply "they". That wouldnt fly today, but this initial, heartbreaking update isnt about the German, or any other, authority and McKay seemed to instinctively sense that. Third, and most chilling, is his emphasis on the word "nine", as if even he didnt realize how many were truly at risk.

I doubt Jim McKay could ever land an anchor job today. He had none of the required glamourous attributes, but inside had all the right stuff - making the world smaller with honest wonder and a cultivated decency. A decency content with relating to the world that the young Israelis were victims, rather than commercially viable heroes. A decency that never strayed from the sense of human loss, by elevating graphic minutae or by falling into the depths of schadenfreude. 

In Connecticut, I learned that young world class athletes, who I aspired to be, could die in an instant, that even after Hitler people were trying to kill Jews, and from the understated and dignified Jim McKay, that both of these revelations were painful to bear and announce to the world.  We folded the golden shirts ourselves, neatly into the bottom of a large bureau, never to be worn again.



02 April 2011

Accidents Will Happen

The most ignominious way for an online baseball fan to get ostracized isnt viciously trolling arch rival forums. It's carelessly mentioning anything about one's fantasy team.

I wont jeopardize the burgeoning, hip community spirit of Diamondhacks with that, other than to say this is the first year in several I'm not playing. It's not that it wasnt fun. It's just that when you reach a certain level of proficiency, the daily effort to maintain that mimics multiple strains of mental illness. So I'll have more time on my hands, to read, pay bills and look around at other stuff. Just yesterday, I discovered a wife and dog. She'd been here nineteen years. The dog ten.

Openers are a little like fantasy baseball. Painfully over analyzed, prompting over reactions and their own false sense of importance. I hesitate to even break them down, or at least not dwell on the final score or the obvious. Like the fact Arizona tatooed Ubaldo and our bullpen threw five innings without an earned run. Neither is sustainable, both teams made plenty of mistakes and either club could've won the extra inning tilt on numerous occasions.

The most important play of the game, not in terms of outcome but culture, was when Justin Upton barreled over Chris Iannetta on a grounder to short.  Iannetta made the play, but Upton made the impact.  How both teams respond today may help inform their respective seasons. The Rockies looked frustrated.  Not with the play so much, which looked clean, but just with losing their opener,  with Jimenez, to a lowly regarded visitor.

I expect them to come out aggressively today, especially on the bases. Dont be surprised if Upton or a teammate gets brushed back, hard.  I'd almost bet on it.   What's less clear, and more important, is how the Dbacks respond. Not just to the Rockies' anticipated aggression, but more generally, to Game 2 of an endless season. Will they wait for Colorado to make a statement, or initiate their will. It doesnt have to be Upton, but it's important someone on the Dbacks knock another Rockie on his ass. Lest anyone mistake Friday's freight train for an accident.

01 November 2010

Mo' Power To Him

This is mostly a baseball blog, and a World Series champion may be crowned tonight. But Diamondhacks is also about sports generally, and of course, me. So, first things first.

Maurice "Mo" Lucas died yesterday.


If you're forty or older, you may remember he was a fine basketball player, who willed Marquette to the 1974 NCAA championship game, and a few years later led the Trailblazers in scoring on their way to their one and only NBA title.

He was rough and tumble on the court, but also liked jazz.

Towards the end of his career, he played a few seasons with the Suns. In 1984, he was the oldest player on the roster (by two and a half years), seventh in minutes played - and still led the team in rebounds.

That year I was freelancing for a fledging sports weekly that, ultimately, didnt stick around. I was planning a feature interview with one of Luke's teammates, and the guy had stood me up a couple times already, with deadline fast approaching. I had a little reporting experience, in college and back east, but never interacted with, let alone interviewed, pro athletes before - and as a young, impressionable sports fanatic, was nervous as hell.

More nervous than you can imagine. I didnt know the first thing about NBA protocol, had no credentials to speak of, and waited in the lobby of the old Jewish Community Center on West Maryland, where the Suns used to practice, in hopes of intercepting my reluctant subject.

Just then, Coach MacLeod burst through the gym doors for a drink of water and noticed me standing around. At the time, he was the only professional coach in the Valley, in his twelfth year, and although he had obviously never heard of my pathetic publication, was uncommonly gracious and escorted me into a practice closed to the general public.

Adams. Lucas. Walter Davis. Up close. They were older than me and larger than life TV heroes. Maybe that's why I opted to interview one of their younger, less heralded teammates. It was too intimidating otherwise. Practice ended and we all headed for the locker room. I caught up with my subject, introduced myself, and we eventually found a spot to talk. It was still awkward, feeling each other out, until Maurice Lucas walked by. He said something funny, I dont remember exactly what, and put me in a 'playful' bear hug headlock that almost took my feet off the ground. At the time, I was about 180 pounds.

Let's put it this way. After you've escaped a Maurice Lucas headlock, and the blood's returned to your brain, everything else comes pretty easily. I lightened up, my taciturn subject opened up, and the interview went better than expected.

To this day, I dont know why Lucas enveloped a complete stranger like me. Maybe he was a free spirit, just horsing around. Or maybe he sensed a nervous kid in the lair of famous athletes and literally lent a hand. It's just a moment - a wisp of a decision - from twenty five years ago. But it mattered to me. Enough, so that when I heard Luke died Sunday, at 58, I felt like passing it along. During the World Series.

On a baseball blog.

01 July 2010

Fans Speak: Hall's Off The Field Superlatives Fall Broadly Short

While its methodology has been skewered more often than pineapple and shrimp, ESPN's latest franchise rankings still furnish valuable data about the Dbacks, if you poke for it. Their eighth annual survey ranks franchises in the four big sports, based on national fan input on half a dozen "satisfiers" - and a couple other tabulations.

On the face of it, the Dbacks come across quite well, ranked #26 out of 122 North American franchises. Expect the likes of Derrick Hall and Jim McLennan to trumpet this finding as evidence of organizational substance and vision. But looking closer, and I hope more meaningfully, one finds pretty much the opposite.

Meaningfully? Well, what's the value of comparing baseball teams to the Buffalo Sabres or Cleveland Browns? When baseball enjoys inherent affordability advantages and each sport cultivates its own brand of customer. In addition, ranking franchises across markets and sports (ie product) simultaneously creates excessive statistical noise. In order to more accurately evaluate the Dbacks, we need to filter out the other three sports.

Just baseball teams. The Dbacks still look pretty good. Eighth out of thirty teams. But is this proof they're doing a marvelous job? Or is there something else we can control for? There is! We can control for market, by eliminating the other 29, and comparing recent poll results with earlier in-market numbers. Apples to apples, or about as close as we can get - Phoenix to Phoenix. No skewing "noise" from entrenched bicoastal negativity; the Dodgers and Red Sox for example, and both pairs of teams from New York, all finished in the lower half of these rankings. Yes, the World Champion Yankees ranked 16th! Phoenicians are generally much easier to please. So let's control for that, mindful that each year's rank really reflects previous year's performance (ie the 2010 survey was conducted prior to the 2010 season, and reflects previous attitudes.)

ESPN first polled fans early in 2003. How did we do?

In terms of overall satisfaction, the Dbacks ranked first in baseball. The next year they ranked second. Even in the 2005 survey, reflecting a hostile ownership takeover and 111 loss season, the Dbacks (run by Colangelo through July and Kendrick the rest of the year) polled ninth. Five years later, Hall's rank of 8th doesnt sound quite so impressive, does it?

Let's look at polling components. My favorite is "affordability". Again, Arizona currently ranks eighth, which is about where I think they objectively belong (in MLB's lowest per capita income market) - but still a fair distance from Hall's largely unchallenged "lowest prices in baseball" ideology.

Wait, it gets better. Colangelo raised prices every single year. Wouldnt 2002-03, right after the World Series and a 98 win season, be the perfect opportunity for him to really gouge the base? In 2003, they ranked fatcat Jerry seventh in affordability - better than the talkative Hall's best mark! You have to laugh. For years, Hall has harangued locals about his superlative values in a half empty ballpark. Colangelo never claimed he had baseball's lowest prices. Saying so, over and over, would've been beneath him. He provided utility instead.

Additionally, year-to-year affordability numbers paint an instructive picture of when local fan utility actually fell of the cliff.

2003 - 7th Colangelo
2004 - 10th Colangelo
2005 - 12th Colangelo/Kendrick
2006 -19th Kendrick
2007 -18th Kendrick
2008 - 8th Kendrick
2009 - 9th Kendrick
2010 - 8th Kendrick

As mentioned, Jerry incremented prices every year, and fan utility was slipping, so that by the time Kendrick took over they had dropped to about twelfth. But look at 2006, which represents Kendrick's first full year at the helm. It was then - and not before then - that affordability took its sharpest plunge in franchise history. 2005-06 is when Kendrick and Moorad jacked individual game prices by 30-150% while fielding losing teams, and it's from THAT policy that Kendrick and Hall have been trying to win back fans. Not some corporate fantasy about Colangelo previously fracturing or alienating the fan base. He played a part, but a relatively small part in that transitional fracture.

Here's year to year "Ownership" data:

2003 - 2nd
2004 - 3rd
2005 - 13th Jerry? Ken? some shared dissatisfaction likely
2006 - 14th
2007 - 18th
2008 - 7th
2009 - 21st
2010 - 14th

Pretty similar. The big drop here was captured early in 2005, after the ownership transition, the Backman fiasco,etc. I'm probably being kind to Kendrick, attributing the town's negative feelings to "shared" dissatisfaction, but hey, that's the sort of guy I am.

Let's close out with a couple nuggets. Starting this year, ESPN expanded the ownership category into subclasses and ranked them as well. One subclass is ownership "honesty". I was interested in what fans felt about this, since we enjoy the most objectively "accessible" team executive in baseball, Mr Derrick Hall. Derrick is justly famous for chatting with fans, disgruntled or otherwise, and the Diamondbacks promote the image that they are the most responsive, communicative, "fan friendly" franchise in sports.

Despite, or maybe because of those efforts, they scored below league average in honesty. And this was before this summer's debacle, when Derrick defined and defended his "championship-style" team. Ouch. Maybe if he just let fans judge his product and pricing on its own terms, like they did under Colangelo and did in these surveys, he might've scored higher. Instead of, you know, trying to fool everyone and make them feel stupid for not fully appreciating his oversold and disappointing product. It's a cautionary lesson, I think, about the difference between quantity and quality of business communication.

Lastly, there's an ownership sub-category on Community Involvement. The Dbacks do better here, scoring 12th. Nothing wrong with that, except for Hall's lofty suggestions they're the most charitable and involved in baseball. Memo to Hall: the people you're reaching out to, those benefitting from your vision, think you're closer to middle third. Dont take my word for it. They're just sayin'.

09 November 2009

Local Teams Win, Dbacks Whine

Despite half a decade of lobbying that the Phoenix market presents unusual competitive challenges for pro sports teams, it turns out that every local sports team is winning handily - except the lobbyists crying themselves to competitive sleep - the Arizona Diamondbacks.

The football Cardinals are 5-3 and appear poised for another exciting playoff appearance. The Suns have bounded from the stifling confines of this godforsaken midmarket to the NBA's very best record (7-1). Even the talent-poor Coyotes, mired in bankruptcy and management-inflicted woe, are 10-7, thanks to gritty defense and superb goaltending. In light of this overwhelming local success, would mentioning the Mercury's second WNBA title this October be piling on?

Everyone in this 'challenged' market is winning, except the doomsday Diamondbacks. More than a barrage of familiar excuses, however, separate success from our last place baseball team. Each winning franchise recently hired a respected coach who instantly improved team performance and culture -Ken Whisenhunt, Alvin Gentry and Dave Tippett. Contrast these intelligent, results-driven changes with the esoteric, politically motivated hire of AJ Hinch, whose floundering arrival divided and profoundly discouraged players, all but ensuring a season of collective failure.

Perhaps if Earl Kendrick managed his largely inherited baseball resources more astutely, another winner might emerge, against his incredible odds, from this hardscrabble market of his singular imagination.

04 November 2009

A Week At The Opera

I've been a baseball fan my whole life, but could hardly be less interested in this World Series. I flip to it every inning or two, get my snapshot, then change the channel to something less Wagnerian.



The Suns and Coyotes have both started well, and their early successes do more for me than the World Series I was brought up to revere. On Saturday, Oregon demolishing USC riveted me more than baseball's premier event. I'm not even much of a football fan.

What happened? Why dont I care? Does my relative disinterest portend trouble for the future of commerical baseball?

One issue is that I like an underdog, and this Series has none. We're watching a pair of favored bullies - the defending champions and the Yankees, whose starting infield oozes more market value than all but a handful of 25-man rosters. Who, outside of oblivious Yankee lifers, would be psyched by a thinly disguised All Star team bludgeoning its way to a long overdue title?

The principals are also numbingly familiar. No one can hit Rivera's cutter. Posada whines at strikes that are called such. Jeter sticks his ass into the next county on pitches anywhere near the inside corner, trying to coax a walk. Wake me after it stops. I'm not saying it's not good baseball - they're among the best players at their respective positions. It's just predictable, familiar and boring as hell. This "classic's" biggest novelty is that for the first time in his overchronicled playoff career, Alex Rodriguez hasnt completely soiled his diaper.

On Philadelphia's side, is it dramatic when Brad Lidge blows a save, or Jimmy Rollins steals a bag? Will it be surprising when Ryan Howard finally 'runs into one'? Chase Utley just hit his fifth homer, tying Reggie Jackson for most in a single Series, yet Jackson's performance electrified baseball, whereas Utley's heroics - in bandboxes in a homer era - barely register.

The FOX TV production is also deathly familiar. I actually like Buck and McCarver more than most fans seem to, but there's precious little new to attend to here. Tired storylines compete with almost painful media attempts to fabricate new ones. In a particularly myopic bit of "research", Countdown's Keith Olbermann knighted Damon's scamper to third, against the Teixeira shift, the "smartest play in World Series history". Smart play, but give it a rest, Keith. The pitcher forgot to cover third.

The games are consistently too long. It's okay to have a long game once in a while, for dramatic contrast. But all the games run three and a half hours now, even when they're well pitched. There's a hundred reasons; patient hitters, unrestricted trips to the mound, wildness, longer ad breaks between innings, small strike zone, pitching changes, etc. The once crisp cadence of the game now resembles cricket, a court case, or occasionally, a thirty years war.

Flipping channels between sporting events, I'm deflated at how little transpires during a World Series game these days. I can watch three crisp shifts of hockey or an eighty yard football drive in the time it takes Nick Swisher to eventually pop out or Jorge Posada to whisper signals to Sabathia before each pitch. It's very hard to watch this in real time, particularly when other sports and entertainments capture my imagination with new faces, and convey more respect for their audience, with less operatic pacing.

11 October 2009

Red Convert


After years of strident resistance, I relented today and finally wore Sedona Red to the ballpark. I know what you're saying. "Matt, why?" "How could you?" and "Goddam traitor!" As awkward as it sounds, it felt comfortable - good even - I was at one with fellow fans.

The ballpark, of course, was University of Phoenix Stadium and vermillion was donned in support of our football Cardinals. This was my first NFL game in half a dozen years, although I'd witnessed a couple high school championships at this venue. You can find out about the game here. My impressions after the jump.



The celebratory 'jumper' (pictured) is CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, who won the game with this last minute INT and TD return. We're not quite in the picture, but the first row gent in the white shirt was three butts to our left. So, we had fun-tastic seats, right on the rail of the infamous Red Zone. The atmosphere there was surprisingly mellow. People hooted and hollered, made noise when Houston was backed up in our end, yet I dont recall hearing a single profanity all day. It's different in the playoffs or when established teams visit, but that was a big surprise.



At one point, the cheerleaders were practically in our laps. Which was nice. Seriously, I could've petted one on the head repeatedly, if I was inclined, stroking her magnificent mane of auburn curls...the way she likes me to, before....well, you know, either before we got down to it, or before I channel Lenny from "Of Mice and Men." You decide.

Gosh, this place is comfortable. Thirty and forty years ago, I shivered through high school and college football games in Connecticut. Twenty years ago, my future wife endured her first date with me at the Cards' inaugural contest - a September scorcher against the Cowboys in 1988. God, it was hot. Subsequent games at Sun Devil Stadium were windy, rainy or uncomfortably warm. Today was 70'. No sunburn. No wind. The air never got stale, despite all those people and a closed roof. It was really nice.

The roof makes it loud. Louder than most baseball stadiums. The transluscent lid also lets in sufficient natural light, so you almost feel outside. Not quite, but almost. Airier and less gloomy than Chase, certainly.

Chase offers a wider variety of food and U of P prices ran about a buck higher per item. They roasted almonds and pecans, which were sublime, but I didnt see much else of interest. A brat, smothered in peppers and onions, and a decent sized Coke, ran me $10.50.

Got frisked and my ticket was examined at four separate checkpoints - not surprising given the NFL's self important, officious nature. Still, I was impressed with how friendly most employees were. Concession people acted like they really wanted your business. Ticket checkers smiled, while invariably instructing me to "Have a good time" or "Enjoy the game." A front office suit even struck up a conversation with me in one of the stairwells. There was just an air of good natured excitement and anticipation, that I cant honestly say I feel very often at Chase Field.

It's only one game, but Derrick Hall's crew has got nothing on these guys. I cant say which organization has the better all around staff, but one can assuredly ascertain which "enjoys" more undeserved hype. It's doubtful any staff could deliver on Hall's cheesy superlatives, and enthusiastic Cardinals staffers dont have to, paving the way for them to consistently exceed customer expectations.

Oh, they also hand you a free program when you walk in the door, there were no shrieking ad blitzes during the game, and the home team won a thriller. Fans hung on every play. Imagine that.

03 October 2009

This Week's Hacks

Though most of Wrigley's weekend allotment of oxygen was consumed and expelled by motormouth as of Friday afternoon, at least seething Snake fans could flip to WGN's Len Kasper and Bob Brenly for welcome fresh air. They talk. They shut up. You can hear game sounds, the fans! They talk some more. Then shut up again. It's like two intelligent people, thinking in real time before they impose on listeners.



Between pauses, Brenly offered how Hinch's hire upended Arizona's clubhouse. Bob all but nominated Chip Hale post facto; the main point being Hale nurtured our core on a daily basis in Tucson. Brenly also ripped into Cubs' first inning preparedness, charging Pinella's team hasnt looked ready to play all week, and volunteered several players are already cleaning out their lockers.

Daron or Grace will rattle on for innings to do Derrick Hall's bidding, whereas Brenly makes incisive, equal opportunity critiques in thirty seconds or less. He and Kasper respect that the game always trumps personal ego or an owner's agenda.

Dbackers didnt see much of bats this year, but we plan to see plenty of bats tonight.

ASU football lost to Oregon State's Beavers, in Tempe, for the first time since 1969. USA Today ranks Peoria's undefeated Centennial High, sixth nationally. That might be a decent matchup.


The barely solvent NHL Coyotes solved the Kings just fine at Staples Center, ruining LA's home opener 6-3. Spirited forechecking and a sense of urgency are evident under the new coach. What a great story if the 'Yotes rose from near extinction to inspire the Valley. Even if Todd Walsh has to tell it:
"Godspeed, Coyotes. Godspeed."



04 September 2009

Race With The Devil

Sports signal the seasons. Growing up in New England, late March meant Little League "tryouts" and the expectant prospect of a baseball filled summer. It was hard to grip the ball, because of the cold, but was still my favorite time of year. I had my small golden mitt, and coud see my breath. Proof, after the long winter, I was still alive.



My favorite season in Arizona is now. It's still hot, but the brutal edge of Sonora's summer has finally ebbed. Night temps have dropped to the low 80s and a stretch of hospitable days are promised before too long. Despite pennant races, my athletic marker for this seasonal conversion isnt baseball. It's a game I'm generally not all that wild about. The Arizona calendar ritual I most anticipate is the ASU Sun Devil football opener.

It's always at home, it's always at night, and they always beat an overmatched weakling by about 45 to 10. Tonight is Idaho State. I'm almost embarrassed to say I find something comforting in that. Beating up a rummy in what amounts to financial symbiosis masquerading as a football game. But it does strangely comfort.

Not the score so much. By the scond half, the games are pretty boring. But that first quarter gets me every time. The greenness of the field. The pent up energy of the big crowd. The thumping tubas and bass drums in ASU's band. Nothing, though, gets my heart racing as much as the players. I dont know their names, but they're fast, galloping across the green, through holes as wide as canyons. Stadium lights dispatch tall shadows to chase each Devil, but the boys in gold accelerate and prevail. Through their faceguards, in autumn evening's spotlight, I can almost see their breath.

07 April 2009

Not A Day Too Soon

Oh, this is a baseball site. Almost forgot. Better get quinton mcCRACKIN' as they say.

Seven on field observations:

1. Tracy may not be the best (OPS) hitter, but is the lynchpin of this particular offense (ie rakes RHP, good OBP, avoids DPs). I was very encouraged by his passes today

2. Buckner’s stuff crackled. Should miss a bunch of bats (when he’s not missing Snyder entirely)

3. More R/L balance, less redundancy in lineup v 2008. At least for one day

4. Add Webby to list of stars complaining about ST length, who immediately look rusty and unprepared as soon as games count

5. Eric Byrnes continues to not look like a major league hitter. It’s not results. It’s the underlying process, the mechanics, the swings that any little leaguer can see doom him. If he’s making adjustments, they’re not significant or visible to a layman. I thought (and hoped) he would at least look different. He doesnt.

6. The days of COL’s vaunted defense appear over. OF, in particular, looked slow, foul pops dropping, etc.

7. Cant remember Snyder ever throwing so poorly. Even the CS were bad.


Under, I'm Either Really Smart or Lucky:

I drafted Felipe Lopez on my fantasy team. ( hee hee)

Finished 5th (out of 195) in my NCAA pool. Not too shabby


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Song of the Day - Day Too Soon (Sia Furler)

29 March 2009

Fo Fo Fo!

Wont win my basketball pool, but did manage a perfect Final Four bracket - the only one of 190 or so entrants. So, I'm fo fo fo. Or wicked smaaaht. Or Something.

How did I do it, besides luck? Here's some assumptions:

1. North Carolina and UConn are the two best teams in the field, in terms of depth of talent, coaching and experience/poise in tough games. Ty Lawson's toe is the biggest unknown (variable) in the field, but these are both teams that can absorb a serious issue and win - even against good teams. (I still got lucky with Lawson's toe.)

2. Louisville is a bit of a paper tiger - at least in terms of being the overall #1 seed. Not quite as athletic as the top two, but still beautifully balanced and well coached. Vulnerable if you can handle their pressure. Lost their edge after humiliating an inferior Arizona squad.

3. Michigan St and Villanova are highly seeded, well-coached teams capable of knocking off higher seeds (ie #1's) and Villanova beat Pitt earlier in the year.


4. In a big pool, it doesnt always make sense to pick the team most likely to win. Sometimes it pays to go with slight underdogs who are perceived as solid underdogs.


5. Memphis played a weak schedule, even for them, and would struggle against quality back to back opposition. Truth is, I never know what to do with Memphis. My assumption didnt directly apply, as they lost on the front end of the regional (Missouri) before reaching the second game(UConn).


5. Duke sucks - intelligent, hardworking kids programmed to play the refs as much as their opponents, by a holier-than-thou, unsportsmanlike tyrant. The Bobby Knight disciple who institutionalized flopping, cheap shots and asanine crowd behavior to the game. An utter disgrace to college basketball, and easy regional out.

03 February 2009

Cards Unveil New Era, Logo

After two decades of failing to establish a strong, positive identity in Arizona, the football Cardinals have unveiled a bold new look.




"This is great! Flagstaff Purple it's called, after mountains up there...or something" assured team spokeman, Hedrick Dahl.

"We're certain it's bold. It's aggressive. It's exciting. That's the message. That we're bold, we're aggressive and ...um...what was the third one?...oh yes, EXCITING! All our fans, regardless of age or gender, will love the look!"


Official colors include Flagstaff Purple, PV Green and Encanto Gold, and the team name was abbreviated to Car**nals. New uniforms will be showcased at an invitation only gala and fashion show on the Scottsdale Waterfront, for those invested in the new merchandise.

Outside Tempe team HQ, an army of red clad fans protested the changes.


"All my jerseys and stuff are, like, obsolete, man" wailed Toby Weaver III.

"They had no right to do this" added Claiborne Childs. "No right whatsover. Cards made the Super Bowl and now I cant even recognize my own team!"


Dahl downplayed such fleeting attachments:

"First, loyal fans understand we share the division with the Forty Niners, who wear red, so there were compelling jurisdictional issues. Second, unspecified vendors filed unconfirmed complaints against Cardinal red. Fictional typesetters told us it's almost as hard to match up with as Santonio Holmes. Finally, disloyal fans have no idea how valuable our relationships are with unspecified vendors."


Reader sentiment, in an Arizona Republic poll, is running 80/20 against the changes. "Purple is for grandmas....and Vikings...and Ravens and junk. They never should've changed it" warned season ticket holder Bob Scanlon, who dropped his package after the annoucement.

"There will always be strange little red people" explained Dahl. "Our counterstrategy is to publicly scratch our heads in mock bewilderment, then individually invite vocal deadenders up to our executive offices for a purple jersey on the sly - and hope to hell they shut up and move on. Appointments 7456 through 8143 are scheduled for this Thursday. As I said, everyone will love the new look. Or me, maybe. I'm not entirely sure"
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Song of the Day - Little Purple Corvette (silent version)

01 February 2009

Winning the Only Thing

In terms of overall talent or officiating, I'm not sure this Super Bowl was quite as awesome or spectacular as NBC postgame partners prattled, but it was an exciting, entertaining game. Hard fought, down to Kurt Warner's incomplete Hail Mary that was disappointingly ruled the game-ending fumble.

Pitt was the better team, I think, obviously the better defensive unit. The Cardinals didnt face a D like that in the playoffs, although the Eagles rushed Warner well at times. Philly simply didnt tackle like Pittsburgh. I was really impressed by all their one on one, open field wraps and hard hits on Cardinal receivers. Not as scary as the 85 Bears, but a very solid, aggressive, physical unit.

Speaking of which, the Cardinals were the better offensive team, scoring 3 TDs against this NFL-best defense, despite Warner's colossal halftime pick. Phoenix receivers were tough all night, fighting for balls and hanging on.

TE Ben Petrick caught his first TD this season, wresting an underthrown lob from a Steeler defender. Steve Breaston bobbled a couple balls in traffic but held on. Anquan was his usual manly self.

And Larry caught a TD on which he was tangled up.


I cant remember the corps dropping a ball all night, which under the circumstances, is pretty remarkable.

Play of the Game was undoubtedly Harrison's 100 yd INT and TD runback at the end of the first half. A ten point swing, minimum, probably fourteen, in a span of twenty seconds. An unsual play and huge mistake by Warner, but I dont think it was a fluke, or lucky, either. Harrison was the NFL's Defensive Player of the Year and great players make great plays. It was a tremendous effort on his part - he's basically a lineman - to navigate through all the blocking and tacklers to reach the end zone. If he get's tackled on the one, a ninety nine yard return nets him nothing - and the Card's likely win the game.

Cardinal fans have learned to dread special teams, but Arizona probably won that battle. No big runbacks against - and Breaston ripped of a 35 yarder of his own on a punt. The Cards dont run well, but even Edgerrin James didnt drop like a sack of potatoes, as he often does. He stiff armed a couple Steelers, even fought for a first down or two.

I think what did in the Cards today, at least in terms of matchups, was the lack of a consistent pass rush, against an O line that led the NFL in sacks. You simply have to get to Big Ben more than three or four times in a game like this, because he'll inevitably bull his way into a few big gains on broken play scrambles. That's just the kind of player he is, but the Arizona rush made Ben the Behemoth too often look like Fran Tarkenton. Dockett got him a couple times up the middle, but the other lineman were too slow to bother Ben much.

Late in the game, the Arizona D - particularly the secondary - looked flat-footed from fatigue. That's when your best conditioned players, like Holmes and Fitzgerald do the big damage. On Holmes' game winning catch, Arizona positioned three defenders around him - so Arizona wasnt caught off guard. Rolle jumped up for the deflection, but couldnt quite tip it. Normally springy DRC was flat-footed in the end zone, four feet from the play, rendered useless by fatique. And nickelback Francisco closed to shove Holmes hard out of bounds - too little too late. A superb throw and great professional catch by a better conditioned athlete who really wanted the ball at the end.

Note that the play before that TD catch, the Steelers also went to Holmes in the opposite corner of the end zone, and another beautifully thrown, high ball just went through Santonio's hands. Also note that the winning catch was a second down and goal from the five with thirty five seconds remaining, so it wasnt a do or die play. Holmes drops that last ball, they still get two more cracks from the five to win the game. Against a dog tired defense, I'd say those were still strong odds.



Most would pick either late fourth quarter TD catch (Holmes or Fitz) as the game's next biggest play, but I'd highlight the final play on the game's first drive, when Tomlin opted to kick a FG after Roethelsberger's TD dive was overturned in the booth. I realize he has a great defense, but not going for it on fourth and goal from the one foot line, with a 240 lb quarterback, was an overly cautious decision that almost cost Pittsburgh the game, imo. It gave Arizona a huge psychological boost. If the Steelers had rammed it in there, which was very likely, the Harrison pick at the half puts them up 21-7, which I think is a lot more demoralizing than 17-7, especially since Arizona received to start the second half.

What does all this mean for Arizona and the football franchise. It means good things. Today was very tough for die hard fans, when you know with one or two more breaks and/or fewer dumb penalties it would be us hoisting the Lombardi trophy. But since I'm not a die hard, I can already say we lost to a slightly better team today. A better prepared and conditioned defensive team, certainly. I can also say that now is not the time to be overly critical of your Arizona Cardinals. If you are, well after today anyway, then you're not really a Cardinal fan at all- just a front-running opportunist.

Vince Lombardi famously said, "Winning isnt everything, it's the only thing", which is a solid mantra for professional athletes, but a lousy one for fans. We desperately want them to win during the contest, but when it's over we need not share their professional shame. We should be proud of these guys. They are well coached and play hard, together, and incredibly entertaining football. The fact they came within a minute of winning a Super Bowl shouldnt dampen our enthusiasm for any of that. It should make us appreciate it all the more.

I think that's what will happen in Phoenix, once the sting of this defeat dissipates. The Arizona Cardinals lost a championship, but won something almost as precious. On the sport's biggest stage, in front of the world, this laughingstock of a franchise "became" a serious football team. That might ring hollow, but those who've followed this franchise understand how big that is. In pregame, John Madden joked that there were years people kind of forgot the Cardinals were even in the league. By game's end, the dean of color analysts credited the Cards for a "super" Super Bowl, likening it to a great heavyweight bout.

Today changed everything. This once shell of a franchise that could've been forgiven for just being happy to be there, didnt phone in a shell of a game. In what amounted to a hostile stadium, against a favored opponent, the Cardinals barely lost a Super Bowl on a great last minute play. They won the hearts of Arizonans forever. Winning that may not impress Coach Lombardi, but for an entertainment franchise, especially this one, playing for a young city eager to assert an identity - it's the only thing.

22 January 2009

This Week's Hacks

Going to the Super Bowl and inaugurating black Presidents is all well and good, but the biggest buzz around town this week has to be D. Baxter's arrest for extreme DUI. Surely our mischievous Top Cat, clocked at 95 on the outer loop in a company car, after smoking pot with a BAC twice the legal limit, wasnt what the Dream Team had in mind when they sought to drive home an aggressive new identity. Really, I have no immediate issue with Baxter's dismissal - this is one messed up cat - although I was stirred and shaken that The Republic chose to treat the anonymous, low wage sot inhabiting the mascot costume as a public figure, open to major metropolitan ridicule usually reserved for his employers.

Speaking of impairment, alleged Patriot Rush Limbaugh bluntly embraced his democratically mandated President, sulking: "I hope he fails". The cocooned drug addict culminated his comedy routine by curtly blaming liberalism for where "we" are today. Liberalism? Heh. Say what you want about Obama's specific policies, but in Limbaugh can there be a more indulged or tortured demagogue who, even in a time of national crises, despises bipartisan pragmatism more than he supposedly loves his country?

My poop on the inaugural address can be found here.

Not sure what to add about our football Cardinals. I guess today's observation is that Edgerrin James runs like a fairy. I know he's old and had 73 yards Sunday, but it's astonishing to consider Edge is 11th All Time in NFL rushing yardage after watching him run nowadays. He prances to avoid contact, even at the expense of yards, and often looks like he's going down intentionally, like a sliding QB at the end of a scramble.

It's no coincidence that on the Cards' two biggest plays of the NFC Championship game - the fourth and one from midfield, and the third and goal screen pass from the Eagles' nine, the ball was given to Tim Hightower each time - with Edge nowhere in sight. The fourth and one sweep could have ended Arizona's remarkable season, but Hightower sidestepped debris and was able to turn the corner. On the touchdown screen, he followed blockers before butting helmets with an Eagle back at the two, barely stumbling into the end zone. Edge doesnt make that play in a million years. Perhaps neither play. Smart coach.

ASU men beat Arizona in Tucson despite a miserable shooting night, clanking wide open threes like a junior high squad. Does that make them a good team, or not so good - the fact they won on the road on a really bad night? The erratic shooting has become a nagging characteristic of this team, as has C Jeff Pendergraph's early foul trouble. Sendek's zone defense is solid, but there's little athletic depth here. The inability of Harden's teammates to convert his glorious feeds has grown into something of a joke in our house. If they shoot well, ASU's capable of beating all but a few tems in the country, but I just dont see them putting a meaningful tournament run together. The shooting is just too sporadic, and they lack redundancy (depth) when things dont go well.

Our condolences to the loved ones of Tommy Jones, an upbeat Director of Player Development for Colangelo's Dbacks, who passed away this week. He was also briefly a first base coach.

Finally, here's my All Time Alphabet Team, spurred on by AZ Snakepit. Twenty five man positional roster, twenty five available letters (all but 'x') - one for each surname. Only the closer can have 50+ career saves. Them's the rules:

C - Yogi Berra
1B - Jimmie Foxx
2B - Napolean Lajoie
SS - Honus Wagner
3B - Mike Schmidt
LF - Rickey Henderson
CF - Willie Mays
RF - Babe Ruth

Reserve C: Joe Torre
Reserve CI: Darrell Evans
Reserve MI: Arky Vaughan
Reserve OF: Top Cat
Reserve OF: Hank Aaron

SP#1 - Walter Johnson
SP#2 - Lefty Grove
SP#3 - Satchel Paige
SP#4 - Cy Young
SP#5 - Sandy Koufax

Loogy: Jesse Orosco
RP#1 - Brendan Donnelly
RP#2 - Jeff Innis
RP#3 - Paul Quantrill
RP#4 - Jeff Zimmerman
Setup - Jeff Nelson
Closer - Ugueth Urbina

Can you do better? Go on. I dare you.

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Song of the Day - Top Cat

14 January 2009

Recognizing the Cards

High time the Valley rally behind a playoff team, red from something other than mendacity, and Will Leitch's Buzzsaw appears to be just such an outfit. After two decades of hapless football, it's easy to forget this has been a "football town" for some time, evidenced by ASU's Frank Kush dynasty - and this influential playbook published just before Kush's arrival.


Are the Cardinals for real? What's more real than being one home victory away from the Springsteen Bowl? Regardless of what happens Sunday, these Cards have already made an indelible connection with Valley fans - more than the 2007 Dbacks could muster - and there may be several reasons for this.


One, the Cards are a single game away from reaching their sport's Holy Grail; the Dbacks were an entire series away, winning not a single game of their NLCS. Two, Arizona harbors enormous pent up demand for gridiron success, given the Cardinals woeful history. It's illuminating how the Bidwills have been rightfully lampooned, for decades, as perhaps the least competitive owners in all of sports - yet our town, right now, is truly geeked for their Cardinals. The Dbacks couldnt sell out either 2007 NLCS game (they came close); the first wave of available Cardinal tickets sold out in six minutes Sunday, before the servers crashed.

Both franchises appear ascendant on the field (assuming the Dbacks gradually improved each year from 2004's nadir, which I do), but despite Derrick Hall's unusually strident promotional efforts, it's hard to shake the feeling that the upstart Cardinals enjoy the stronger following. One can hardly patronize a local McDonalds or fill up one's car without spying one or more Cardinal jerseys. They're everywhere! Sports talk radio is going crazy. I havent seen anything like it, at least not since the 2001 World Series.


Sanguine athletic jerseys now blanket the valley for the first time since Ken Kendrick's Kabal dumped 40,000 "Sedona Red" T shirts onto a confused 2007 Opening Day crowd, in an attempt to hijack an inherited championship brand for one befitting a bloody coup.



The apparent enthusiasm disparity might be partially due to branding. The Cardinals tweak their year to year look, like most everybody, but they've stayed true to red - and the littte bird on the hat - remarkably faithful, really, to the image projected two generations ago by Jim Hart, Roger Wehrli and their St Louis teammates. The Diamondbacks, by contrast, opted to obliterate the Valley's first and only championship brand, in order to visually herald their legal and cultural divorce from the Colangelo regime.



The problem is that when they boldly incorporated that estrangement into the visual brand, some fans felt estranged too. The improbable, "feel-good" Baby Backs of 2007 were not merely battling the Rockies in the NLCS, but also the ghost of Diamondbacks past, for the hearts and minds of Phoenix baseball fans. Fans trying to decide whether Josh Byrnes' latest roster of red cheeked kids are really "Diamondbacks" at all - or something foreign and conformist at the same time - tethered more to owners' hubris and cynical opportunism than to our glorious, shared franchise history.



Is it coincidence that many Cardinal jerseys around town are on the backs of adults - men in their thirties, forties and fifties, some of whom might remember Air Coryell and Terry Metcalf? This Cardinal team, despite all the front office blunders, despite the Matt Leinart fiasco, seems to resonate a continuity with the past, by simply honoring it visually. To paraphrase Dennis Green, "These Cardinals are who we thought they were." Win or lose, they always have been. Cant say the same for our Diamondbacks






Go Big Red!!




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Song of the Day - This Diamond Ring (Gary Lewis & The Playboys)

09 January 2009

This Week's Hacks

My little desert burg said, "I think I can, I think I can" and last week it finally did, inaugurating lite rail service after four years of construction in front of my mother's apartment. So we hopped aboard, the Missus, Jr Hax & Me - cuz we roll like that. Other riders appeared unfamilar with rail, or motion in general, as they lurched into fellow Phoenicians every time the train stopped - which was often. Light rail stops not only at stations, but for red lights, armadillos and gila monsters. It speeds up, however, for white pick ups.

Good thing for public transport though. Have you ever been peaceably driving along in your car, when all of a sudden the power steering vanishes, the dash battery light goes on the fritz, and your radiator needle, which hasnt budged since 1997, points hot and steamy, straight up, like a Harry Reems erection? If you do, here's my four word diagnosis:

Ser-Pen-Tine Belt

Fortunately, my serp was seized by goblins just after 11PM Tuesday night, in an eerily quiet city-center barrio, strewn with Safeway carts for my shopping convenience. It was there I had the opportunity to speak with triple AAA's emergency dispatch center:

AAA: Triple AAA roadside assistance, Are you in a safe location?

Me: [Pause]: So far. Yes.

AAA: What is your emergency?

Me: My car is spasming parts on the pavement...I need a tow. Goggles, possibly.

AAA: What is your account number?

Me: My lights dont work. I cant read the number on my card.

AAA: What is your name?

Me: Diamond Hacks.

AAA: Please hold...


[While on hold, three cats (two black) cross in front of the locked car]


AAA: Thank you for holding, Mr Hacks. What is your address?

Me: I live at...oh, do you mean where am I now?

AAA: Yes

Me: Well, I'm on...let's see...Mulberry, just west of Seventh Street.

AAA: And what would that address be?

Me: Well, I guess that would make it around 600 East Mulberry, 650 something like that...

AAA: Is that a residence or a business?

Me: Pardon?

AAA: Are you located at a residence or a business?

Me: I'm located in the remains of my car. Temporary residence, I guess.

AAA: What kind of building is 600 East Mulberry Street?

Me: 600 East Mulberry is an estimate. I cant see any building numbers. It's very dark and I'm inside a locked car. There's a big condo across the street, that I believe is white. Or possibly blue.
AAA: A condo? At 600 E Mulberry St?

Me: There's a condo complex across the street, with a bunch of cats running around.

AAA: Did you say there are cats at 600 E Mulberry?

Me: There are definitely cats...the address is a figment of my imagination.

AAA: Sir, in what city are you?

Me: Phoenix

AAA: And what state would that be?

Me: [long inhale] Ar-i-zona

AAA: Thank you. What is the Year, Make and Model of your car?




Me: It was a 1997 Ford Exploder

AAA: What color is the vehicle?

Me: Well, in broad daylight, it's white.

AAA: And in what direction is it pointed?

Me: The headlights and transmisson are pointed west.

AAA: Mr Hacks, it is now 11:01 PM. An assistance vehicle will be in your area by 12:01AM. If a vehicle doesnt arrive in that time, here is a reference number to facilitate our follow up service.

Me: I dont have a pen...or paper... or light.

AAA: It's four digits

Me: Thank you. That's very encouraging.

AAA: May I give you the reference number?

Me: Yes.

AAA: The reference number is 2105.

Me: May I read that back to you?

AAA: Alright.

Me: 2-1-0-5

AAA: Yes. Is there anything else I can help you with today, Mr Hacks?

Me: No, I believe I'm pointed in the right direction....


...me and Harry Reems.

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In baseball news, still no new Mets blog titled Dauphin Status Chronic, a generous literary gift from RSBS's enigmatic counterpuncher, Allen Krause. If I gave a hoot about the Metsies, I'd start "DSC" myself....c'mon people!

Closer to home... the big header was two timer Jeff Moorad's abrupt withdrawl from The Lovely Morgan, all the while wooing our rival Padres. Fans of both teams seem delighted, despite The Republic's curious hagiography of Jeff (which got ripped locally). Russell over at AVS earned the last word on org dynamics regarding the status of Derrick Hall and Josh Byrnes.

I declined to watch bowl games with dumb names this January, which I'm now convinced is one of the seven habits of very succesful people. I quickly parlayed my valuable savings into finishing off the holiday chocolates, oversteeping tea and for the first time, smelling - really smelling - my own farts.

Condolences to avid Sooner rooter, Michael Norton; after four Gator football and hoops titles over the past several years, it's now official: Florida is a NATIONAL pain in the ass!

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Song of the Day - Take The A Train (piano: Duke Ellington, breathtaking vocal: Ella Fitzgerald)

19 December 2008

This Week's Hacks

For anyone wondering what MLB's doing with that $6 billion dollars of theirs, here's part of the answer - a $50 million TV mega studio, across the Hudson in relatively low rent Secaucus, where Harold Reynolds can shag right on the set! This unpleasant excess is surpassed only by Mark Newman's dutiful orgasm gushing over the pay cable facility. That, and the fact it's named 'in honor' of Jackie Robinson. Barf.

Raffy Furcal dodged the Braves to become a Dodger, and became something of a coward in Atlanta - home of the Braves. My head hurts.

Our Dbacks quietly released four scrubs - Robby Hammock, Chris Burke, Jeff Salazar and Will Ledezma - saving about $2 million towards 2009's incredible, shrinking payroll. Hammock was best known for catching Randy Johnson's 2004 perfecto and for sobbing after making the MLB roster out of camp last spring. Salazar made 2007's most memorable defensive play, soaring over Chase's right field fence to rob a homer. Chris Burke, acquired in the Jose Valverde dump, will be remembered as an unbelievably unproductive fill-in. I do not recall Will Ledezma.

Congratulations to Chandler Hamilton, Arizona's best high school football team, on winning their fourth 5A title in six years.To runner up Brophy, the best conditioned team in the state, which fought from a 1-3 September, and a 17-0 deficit in the championship to within a first down of stealing their third title in four years, we respectfully say: Hoka Hey.

On their way to the title tilt, Brophy also met Gilbert Highland, a school reeling from the sudden loss of band member Kelly Tracy. In the days prior to the game, Brophy students raised several thousand dollars to help defray funeral expenses. At the game, both teams entered the stadium somberly, hand in hand, eschewing the usual sprint through posterboard. In the third quarter, Brophy's small band met Highland's larger one, near an end zone and, in a show of solidarity, perfomed Highland's fight song together.

Two unsusual sights in the park near my house. After walking my dog hundreds of times past hundreds of jackrabbits, we saw our first fox; Gray Fox by name, more of a rust by actual color. Also, a homelsss man, in the undeveloped eastern ell of the park. He has a chair and quite a few belongings, and looks to be hunkered down for a while.

Getting a Christmas tree today. It will be a small one.

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Song of the Day - Hoka Hey