03 February 2010

GM Byrnes Upstaged by CEO's Hot Stove Triumph

It had been a whirlwind off season for GM Josh Byrnes, acquiring a pair of starting infielders and four moundsmen, but nothing revitalized the heart of the franchise or calmed the guts of dyspeptic fans like Derrick Hall's hot stove triumph Monday night. Hall ditched the baloney and candy floss he's been serving customers for years in favor of a sounder, healthier alternative he's confident will be a recipe for 2010 success and beyond.

Forget Heilman & Howry. Jackson and Kennedy. Kelly Johnson and Adam LaRoche. The Diamondbacks' CEO and reluctant bon vivant has - according to him - gifted us something more lasting and precious.

Health and happiness, courtesy of his own vital life choices.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

China and Russia put the blame on some screwed up experiments of US for the earthquake that happened in Haiti.
Chinese and Russian Military scientists, these reports say, are concurring with Canadian researcher, and former Asia-Pacific Bureau Chief of Forbes Magazine, Benjamin Fulford, who in a very disturbing video released from his Japanese offices to the American public, details how the United States attacked China by the firing of a 90 Million Volt Shockwave from the Americans High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) facilities in Alaska
If we can recollect a previous news when US blamed Russia for the earthquake in Georgio. What do you guys think? Is it really possible to create an earthquake by humans?
I came across this [url=http://universalages.com/hot-news/what-happened-in-haiti-is-it-related-to-haarp/]article about Haiti Earthquake[/url] in some blog it seems very interesting, but conspiracy theories have always been there.

Russell said...

Anonymous-I was actually going to say exactly the same thing. Why is Matt covering up the fact that Byrne's was clearly involved in a high voltage electric attack on China? This cooking video was obviously the signal for the attack to go ahead.

Diamondhacks said...

Anon,

I quake at your goundbreaking analysis.


Russell,

Derrick's ulcer-friendly habanero recipe may trigger a famine or two, but at this point, nothing he cooks up rises to "earth-shattering" :-)