07 June 2010

I Back, You Back, Hall & Oates Back Away From D'back Flack, Jack

In eerie juxtaposition to Brandon Webb, 80's pop superduo Hall & Oates have cancelled their 2010 commitment to the Arizona Diamondbacks.

The state's controversial immigration law, SB1070, was cited as probable cause by the timeless and talented purveyors of so called "blue eyed soul".

"I cant go for that", warbled lead singer Daryl Hall.

"mmm...no can do", added the olive complected Oates.

Their postgame performance, originally scheduled for July 2nd, was the brainchild of Diamondbacks president Derrick Hall.

"She's gone", a shaken Hall said of the nixed concert. "We better learn how to face it. She's gone. Ohhh I, I'd pay the devil to replace them. She's gone - what went rawwwng?"


Jeff said...

Cleverly good.

And a good show of the Shakespearan rule of threes.

Diamondhacks said...

Really? Wow. I thought I stole that from you, Alan and Erin Andrews.