Our latest, exclusive Diamondhacks reader poll reveals the organization's most pressing offfseason need is "a federal bailout", followed by a second baseman, left handed hitter and a new manager:Federal Bailout.....50%
2nd Baseman........ 17%
LH Hitter.............. 17%
New Manager........ 17%
* totals may not add up to 100% due to rounding and poor addition.
** all respondents have been proudly "self-selected" according to the mothership's methodological edicts.
*** Please note: single game ticket prices are not included in this survey
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Song of the Day - Brother, Can You Spare a Dime? (Jolson)
2 comments:
No need to check sources on this survey. By the way, I'm asking for a federal bailout of $29,343.43 to pay off my student loans. Is it in the cards?
Youz from Illinois. Youz know how dis works. Shovel Blago's walk, buh bye student loans!
I mean, what the f#%@, Jeff!!!
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