16 March 2009

Skintight Mascot Primary Results in Runoff

Despite massive turnout and pernicious voter fraud, blog fans couldnt zero in on a suitable replacement for our summarily dismissed DBaxter. Your preferences broke down as follows:

THE LOVELY MORGAN 25%



ALCOHOLIC SEASON TICKET HOLDER 25%



CHASE, THE GAY SNAKE 25%




LO BUNDY 13%




OTHER 12%




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The Lovely Morgan may be more venue than mascot, but let me know your thoughts on this urgent matter. We could be on the cusp of an historically contentious runoff. Loud, entitled drunk vs. fork-tongued, spineless homosexual.

I smell fireworks, people! Why wait for club sanctioned roman candles.

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Song of the Day - Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)

3 comments:

Jeff said...

Ever since Youppi and Billy Bean left, Major League Baseball hasn't had enough gay representation.

I say give it to the homo-snake.

Matt said...

Beatifully said, Jeff.

Are you sure you're not the diplomat?

Jeff said...

Why thank you, Matt.

Indeed, my international jet-setting has long been reason enough to consider me a "diplomat"; however, my propensity to vomit after drinking massive amounts of sake has led many (mostly Japanese) people to call me "un-dimplomatic"... and a "pussy", as in a cute cat, like in the phrase: "Jeff looks like our disgusting neighbor's pussy."