29 April 2010

Arizona Immigrants Cuff White Male "Lilly"

On the strength of highly organized, intimidating mega-rallies reminiscent of fascism, Republican-financed Diamondbacks abused the basic dignity of the Cubs in Chicago, 13-5.

Arizona's Ian Kennedy, Adam Laroche and Kelly Johnson - three credentialed offseason migrants - supplied probable cause for the victory. A white male, alias "Lilly", was identified as Thursday's scapegoat, after providing Sedona Red operatives with an actionable lead.

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